A Korean man has finally found happiness. He found the perfect mate and got married. The hitch –  his perfect mate is a large pillow with a picture of a woman on it. I hope they will be very happy. No word yet on any imminent little pillows.

My former favorite actor, Sean Penn once again makes our list. This idiot took to the airwaves demanding that anyone who calls dictator Hugo Chavez a dictator should be sent to jail. He’s not kidding.

Six city women seeking backside enhancements have been hospitalized in the last two months after getting injected with mixtures of hardware-grade caulk, silicone and petroleum jelly. These former hard asses apparently got a bum steer from their surgeon, who, alas, was unlicensed.