Inevitably, following the general pleasure at the news the Osama bin Laden is finally residing in Hell, it will come to light that certain members of the Left are quietly miserable over his passing. They are the ones for whom evil is not really definable, terror is in the eye of the beholder and America is always wrong. In other words, most of the hard Left and virtually the entire media elite. That’s a pretty big list, so I thought I should narrow it down to the ones who will be the most despondent over this delightful news for America.
In accordance with the new tone of civility, NRB suggests you send a personal sympathy card to each grieving individual on the list. You can click here and email this highly appropriate condolence with just the right touch of maudlin snark. (Contact information will be provided.)
10. Patty Murray
Dubbed the “dumbest woman in congress” (although I think Cynthia McKinney is suing for the rights to that title), Patty Murray once lauded bin Laden’s kindness and generosity in comparison to the callous and brutal America. No, really.
Trying to explain why Osama bin Laden might be popular in the Arab world while Americans were not, she said he was “building schools, building roads, building infrastructure, building day-care facilities, building health-care facilities, and the people are extremely grateful. We have not done that.”
Nah, America hasn’t built any schools or roads or infrastructure, unless you count the 133 health clinics built by Americans at a cost of $345 million or the water treatment plants now serving almost 2 million people that cost the American taxpayers $1.6 billion or the new sewer system benefiting over 5 million people to the tune of $254 million. Nope, according to Murray we just bomb stuff and bin Laden is the real hero.
To send Senator Murray a condolence card, post on her Twitter page (@PattyMurray) or her Facebook page and show her you care. After all, one man’s brutal dictator is another man’s fuzzy-wuzzy love-muffin who builds schools.
9. Medea Benjamin and the staff of Code Pink
Let us give meaning to the death of Osama Bin Laden by putting an end to the violence. Sign the petition to President Obama: Enough — Let the Peace Begin.
Yes, let’s search deep within ourselves to find meaning in the death of a madman who seriously had it coming. That sounds like a ginormous waste of time. While the Left is doing that, I’m going to clip more coupons to help offset the skyrocketing inflation. I can feel the peace already.
What confounds me about Benjamin is for all we know she might have been working for bin Laden! But since the word “traitor” has absolutely no meaning anymore she’s free to traipse about the globe stabbing her country in the back. She has hand delivered a letter from Hamas to Obama. She has hand delivered $600,000 to militant Muslim insurgents responsible for killing American soldiers. She’s a courier for terror! Despite her machinations to appear glad that bin Laden is dead, I would bet it’s just the opposite.
8. Cynthia McKinney
Former congresswoman Cynthia McKinney, most famous for socking a Capitol Hill police officer in the face for asking her for ID, has a long history of embarrassing herself and her nation. But while her “Jerry Springer Show” antics were kind of funny at home, it got ugly when she took the show on the road.
While trying for the second time to get through an Israeli blockade to deliver “humanitarian” supplies to Hamas (which usually amounts to large amounts of cash that gets used to buy more rockets to shoot at Israeli children) McKinney was arrested. From an Israeli prison, she penned this laugh-riot.
Zionism has surely run out of its last legitimacy if this is what it does to people who believe so deeply in human rights for all that they put their own lives on the line for someone else’s children. Israel is the fullest expression of Zionism, but if Israel fears for its security because Gaza’s children have crayons then not only has Israel lost its last shred of legitimacy, but Israel must be declared a failed state.
I agree that Israel is a failed state; they failed to rid us of McKinney. I was hoping for a life sentence. Considering McKinney’s hatred of Israel, she has lost a kindred spirit in bin Laden in the fight against the evil Zionists.
7. Michael Moore
Michael Moore famously stated emphatically after the towers fell that there is no terrorist threat. And since Moore doesn’t believe in terrorists, it’s not surprising he finds himself very concerned over Bin Laden’s burial at sea. He tweeted his disapproval.
OBL buried at sea according 2 Muslim tradition. Yes most Muslim funerals I’ve attended, we got in a chopper & tossed the deceased in L. Erie
Send him your warmest wishes and salutations at email@example.com.
I think rockets are being fired by your own sources, since less than ten israelis have been killed by them. You are bullshitting the world as you pocket money made from arms sales, along with bibi and your agents in Hamas. step down all men in power!
These kind of theories could have been written by Bin Laden himself. For all we know, that’s where she got them! Maybe she was a big YouTube fan of his. I guess we’ll never know. Her recent tweets suggests she’s glad he’s dead, but I don’t think she really understood him. If she had, she would realize he supported all the same things she does like the destruction of Israel, lying about Israel and ginning up hate stories about Israel. And I heard he liked to dress up like Hitler and bake little replicas of Jews in his oven too.
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