When your competition is North Korea, then you really have to step up your game, but fortunately the Muslim world keeps offering examples why tourism to a Muslim country is as smart as diving head-first into an alligator pit while covered head to toe in bacon grease.
Travel and Leisure Magazine has named the 10 most dangerous vacation spots in the world. The types of places you go to wake up with your kidneys in a cooler, your head on a spike and the rest of you being used as props in a video by the friendly sword-waving natives. (via Religion of Peace)
Topping the list is Pakistan which has sand, sun and suicide bombers. Next up is Sudan, whose tourist attractions include genocide and the world’s largest ball of severed limbs.
In fourth place is Lebanon which has great food, great sightseeing and even greater car bombings. In fifth place is North Korea, which has recently completed construction of a hotel made entirely of human screams. It isn’t a Muslim country for the technical reason that it is already ruled by a modern day version of Mohammed with better hygiene and grooming habits.
In sixth place is Syria, which is a lot like every other Muslim country, except this year its turn for holding a bloody civil war has come up. Seventh is Yemen, which recently took home a trophy for the country most likely to be run by Al Qaeda by the end of next year. Eight is Uzbekistan and the less you know about it, the happier you will be.
Ninth is Iran; run by an Islamic Revolution whose founder, literally, outlawed fun.
Tenth is Algeria. If you’re tired of life, visit Algeria.
Why are Muslim countries so much more dangerous than non-Muslim countries? I blame Islamophobia.
In the future, it may become apparent that the best arrangement would be to have nothing whatsoever to do with Muslims. Don’t travel to their countries. Don’t give them foreign aid. Don’t have trade with them. Don’t let them in the country. Evict the ones that are here. Bye bye.
Let them murder eachother, and play out their bloody fantasies between their failed states.
Keep them hundreds of miles offshore, and in the sights of a thousand missles.
That one day will become apparent as the simplest solution to “the
Muslim problem”. But I suspect we will try other, more complex solutions.
O hello! mind your tone…. you have not authority to say such type of useless words, keep in your limits nonsense
Try to understand reality that who is magnifying the image of Muslims by backbiting for own selfishness and then decide by yourself.
this is soo wired
try to understand the whole game has playing – but keep in mind our leader is GOD – one day we lead the word again as we lead before – and GOD WILL INSHALLAH
Obama's USA qualifies, if you are in the area within 100 miles of Mexico. By next year his rascally regulator czars homeland security squads will be easing us along to the top 10.
funny, not real.
"8 Out of 10 Most Dangerous Countries in the World are Muslim"
We all know that, but you can't say that out loud! All cultures have human dignity you know.
"8 Out of 10 Most Dangerous Countries in the World are Muslim"
I'm betting the real number is 10 of 10.
I'm surprised Tourism isn't pronounced haram in the Koran or something.
Your bible probably has chapters about the joys of homosexuality and teen pregnancies
What country is #3. Seems to be missing – was it so bad it's just gone?
#3 is Georgia.
Except for Islam, Marxism is the only surviving doctrine in which people have absolute faith. Blind faith is a force that makes smart people stupid and good people bad.
Although it is not a Muslim majority country, Georgia has plenty of Jihad violence, as well as Russia-related dangers.
Georgia, but only because of all the live mines and unexploded artillery shells that are still lying around for you to step on if you don't know what you're doing — not to mention the periodic Russian invasion.
It doesn't really count, therefore.
And most of them are US's allies, I bet. US sponsors terrorism and encourages Islamisim.
I agree with you, US sponsors of all them.
best system is wild global capitalizm. muslims, africans, communists and all others who dont contribute to kill the earth are are the rats!!!
Funny how this article seems to be written by biased pro-american/jewse…Americans (and today jews and israel) have always used propaganda to alter the society's view about other countries and specially muslim countries. Last time I checked Brazil, Columbia, and some areas in France and Britain are wayyyyy more dangerous that countries listed in this biased article. Keep up spreading hatred it will serve Amercia pretty well.
This is too much ridiculous…. US and others countries like isreal and india hate muslims and all the time degrade and defame to the muslims wrolds so this list is to much fake no one trust on this useless web……….
oh really,but muslim countries are way more unhappy than the usa or indians
its not islams fault it is the fault of people who are divided amongst themselves if u studied islam u will know what it exactly is all the progresses the western countries r making in every feild its basis were lsid down by the muslims
"…if u studied islam u will know what it exactly is all the progresses the western countries r making in every feild its basis were lsid down by the muslims"
If you studied only the lies of Islam you'd imagine that all good things came from it. If you're a Muslim who disagrees you risk being killed as an apostate.
Islam is a relief for the whole mankind if it is followed properly……Sadly, the acts you are talking about are not humane, what to talk of Islamic…… so these people are shunned out of the circle of Islam unless the repent what they have done…….so please, stop posting stuff about what you don't know…….
Islam does not encourage Fighting……It says never to start an attack or take an offensive stance……it tells us to defend and keep ourselves ready in the case we need to defend ourselves and our religion…..!!!!
Suicide bombers don't know better……Suicide of any kind is prohibited in Islam…..even if it is to stage war……So these suicide Bombers are going straight to hell if that makes you feel better…(unless Allah Forgives them)….!!!!…..:)…….for he is Merciful….!!!
the suicide bombers are poor people who are exploited and brainwashed by foreign agencies…given money to provide for their family's sustenance after they are gone…….they are then told to do what they do by these agencies…..!!!!
So please don't undermine Muslims as if u know what they are all about…..!!!
u are right boy..i dun know who we get ride of narrow thought about us..we are peace lover.
"Islam is a relief for the whole mankind if it is followed properly…"
The relief of death? Your problem is that you've assumed for no reason that you're pleasing God when you're not. Therefore all of the aggression of Islam will lead people only to harsher judgment, not the peace of paradise and virgins.
Islam is the religion of hell's peace.
"Islam does not encourage Fighting……It says never to start an attack or take an offensive stance……it tells us to defend and keep ourselves ready in the case we need to defend ourselves and our religion…..!!!! "
Right, which justifies fighting offensively any time you're feelings tell you to. In objective terms, we're correct that it is a religion of offensive aggressive fighting and death.
"Suicide bombers don't know better……Suicide of any kind is prohibited in Islam…..even if it is to stage war……So these suicide Bombers are going straight to hell if that makes you feel better…(unless Allah Forgives them)….!!!!…..:)…….for he is Merciful….!!! "
Of course, but what we refer to objectively as suicide bombing to you is justified "defense" or "resistance" in the name of Islam. So it's just Doublespeak and you haven't refuted anything until you prove Allah is God and Mo was an authentic prophet (never mind "the final" one).
"So please don't undermine Muslims as if u know what they are all about…..!!!"
Many of us know even better than you, or you're simply lying.
hey please dont remove my comment
I have visited Uzbekistan many times, it is a beautiful country full of wonderful people.
Think before you type.
"I have visited Uzbekistan many times, it is a beautiful country full of wonderful people."
That doesn't mean it's not dangerous.
"Think before you type."
Take your own advice.
don't forget the westerns mostly occupied the world in history torturing and slavery.like america killing the indians abd the nazi of course the russian they all destroyed half of humanity..before judging know ur countries history and brutality they are the reason most of the muslim countries r in this conditions today..and the Israel who occupied Palestine on wat basis..now in there own country they r called terrorist
"…don't forget the westerns mostly occupied the world in history torturing and slavery…"
Don't forget we're the only ones that look at our history objectively and this allows you to quote selectively and then build lies on events that don't signify what you end up claiming.
"like america killing the indians abd the nazi of course the russian they all destroyed half of humanity..before judging know ur countries history and brutality they are the reason most of the muslim countries r in this conditions today..and the Israel who occupied Palestine on wat basis..now in there own country they r called terrorist"
You're obviously very confused by red-green propaganda.
non muslim kills any 1 that is not terrorist ….as kyle said …. by the way most of the cristians and other non muslims are accepting islam ,…..why sooooo…..the answer is only one ..the islam is only peace keeping religion ….e.g yousuf estates ang many more …….before saying some thing u need to study about islam ….then write some thing ……
An issue is that many Muslims take their religion way too seriously, and kidnap, torture and murder those who dare criticise Islam. They're obsessed. People who believe in other religions, e.g. Buddhism or Christianity, don't start bombing buildings when their religion is attacked now, do they. Also, Muslim men are famous for groping women on the streets… everyone knows it.
USA killed milion of iraqi, they created funded taliban,al qaeda. Where they intervened by the name of democracy these countries just been destroyed just like iraq, afghanistan, pakistan etc. USA killed in vietnam,iraq,korea,china,iran,costarica,haiti,gyana,congo,guatemala,combodia,equador,ghana,honduras,nicaragua,chad,panama,haiti etc. USA the #1 terrorist state, bush the #1 terrorist. Israel the highest UN regulation breaker. USA supports israeli terrorism. USA says "I'll kill your family, your relatives, then you'll be free, I'll give you freedom you just give me oil". USA is the main cause of unrest in this world, where there is unrest must be the cause is USA in most places.