Marie Antoinette, you have officially met your match. From now on the phrase is no longer, “Let them eat cake” will be replaced by,”Don’t let them eat cake so they can give me more money.”
After shaking down young couples for their wedding presents, the nation’s Foodmaster-General is literally taking the food out of the mouths of families so her husband can get another four years of playing golf and empowering the Muslim Brotherhood.
“A woman recently told the campaign her family skipped a pizza dinner at their favorite place so that they could make a difference in this election. That is the commitment that drives this campaign.”
The good news is that Michelle Obama has finally found a way to combine her hatred of other people eating with her love of getting a second term.
Somewhere in America, some kids couldn’t go to Chuck E Cheese because the Obama campaign needed the money to pay for one thread on Michelle Obama’s latest dress.
There are precedents for this for anyone familiar with the storied history of leftist Community Organizers. For example in the Soviet Union, farmers were encouraged to stop eating until they died. In North Korea too.
The Obamas are creating their own Stakhanovites who will go without pizza so that Barry and Michelle can have pizza in the Oval Office in 2013.