Here’s Your $40,000 EPA Chief Waterfall Portrait


Lisa Jackson was actually the embodiment of a nature spirit, who, when she was forced to quit after a fake email scandal, became transformed into a waterfall, and is now flowing somewhere in Virginia.

Boston Muslim Bomber: “Praise Allah” and “F___ America”


Motive still a mystery, but most experts agree that religion was only a secondary factor.

Socialism Causes Toilet Paper Shortage in Venezuela


“The revolution will bring the country the equivalent of 50 million rolls of toilet paper,” Fleming told a state news agency.

No Human Being on Earth Will Buy Biden’s Book


Back when Biden was running for president, Random House gave him a $112,500 advance on Promises to Keep. Currently you can pick up a used copy for 99 cents.

Turkish Female Journalist Receives Death Threats for Removing Hijab


“I suffered from vitamin D deficiency since my skin didn’t get enough sunlight by then and this normally causes serious illnesses, weakness and mental fatigue. “

South African Authorities Turn to a Blind Eye to Al Qaeda Training Camp


The teams of intelligence operatives were recalled from the operation sites, all visual material seized and laptops with the surveillance data and situation reports of deep-cover agents taken away from them.

Stop Making Holmies/FreeJafar Serial Killer Groupies Famous


Serial killer groupies always existed. Except for the Manson Family, we tended not to pay attention to them.

Stevens’ Islamist Killers Engaged in More Terrorism in Benghazi


One of the bigger scandals of Benghazi may be Obama’s failure to take action against the perpetrators.

The Colonization of Syria


Syria is being colonized by both sides,with Islamist groups like the Al Nusra Front carving out their Sharia spheres and digging in for the long haul, while Hezbollah prepares to fight for the Alawite populations.

IRS Forced Pro-Life Group to Sign Pledge Not to Protest Planned Parenthood


The IRS insisted that “every member of the board of directors of the Coalition sign a statement, under penalty of perjury, that they will not picket or protest or organize others to picket or protest outside of Planned Parenthood.”