Slate: Jihadists with Breast Implant Bombs are Blowing Up Sexual Taboos


Al-Qaeda operatives have added a new weapon to their terrorist arsenal: killer cleavage.
Female suicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.
The shocking new al-Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women’s breasts during plastic surgery — making them “virtually impossible [...]

Sarah Palin’s Loyalty is a Feature, Not a Bug


When it comes to John McCain, Sarah Palin just can’t win.
Campaigning for the man who catapulted her onto the national stage has prompted some McCain detractors to demote her from conservative rock star to unprincipled RINO sell-out.  But were she to snub her former running mate, she’d be branded a disloyal backstabbing ingrate.
There’s no question [...]

Profiting from Adultery Is Tasteless (But Shouldn’t Be Illegal)


This piece initially criticized the clarity of David Forsmark’s piece Hawking Adultery. In acknowledgment of his revisions, I offer an updated response below.

David Forsmark’s response to my recent commentary about Maggie Gallagher’s war on homewreckers is dominated by straw man arguments,  distortions, and smears.
David begins by completely misrepresenting my views:
Adultery should be for fun AND [...]

Maggie Gallagher’s War on Trollops


National Organization for Marriage president Maggie Gallagher has made a career out of protecting marriage from The Gay Menace. But now, another threat to marriage has captured her attention: homewrecking sluts.
These selfish hussies aren’t just enticing husbands into extramarital affairs, says Gallagher. Women like John Edwards‘ mistress Rielle Hunter are profiting off their homewrecking [...]

Monica Conyers & Hipsters on Food Stamps


Former Detroit Councilwoman Monica Conyers clutched a $1,000 Louis Vuitton handbag as she emerged from a chauffeured Lincoln Town Car to attend her sentencing for a bribery conviction.
Just days later, a federal judge declared her indigent and appointed a public defender to represent her. Now taxpayers will foot the bill for the “destitute” Mrs. Conyers’ [...]

The Moral Superiority of Chicks with Chicks


If carnivores eat meat, what exactly do femivores eat?
Fortunately, it’s not what you think.  Forget any mental images of Don Juan meets Leatherface and let me translate from New York Timesese to English. Femivores are highly educated, feminist stay-at-home moms who embrace outdoorsy domesticity like growing organic vegetables and raising chickens.
Basically, they’re chicks with [...]

Leftists Defend The Right to Race-Based Abortions


1921 diagram from the Eugenics Record Office
The virtue of hate crime legislation is a given on the Left. Criminals deserve stiffer punishments if they select victims based on race or sex, end of story.
But what if one of those criminals chose to abort a pregnancy based on the race or sex of the fetus?  Oh, [...]

Obama is Not What a Feminist Looks Like


March 8th was International Women’s Day. As celebrated in the United States, it’s a feel-good pseudo-holiday that promises a conscience soothing reprieve from focusing on the status of women around the world for the next 364 days.  It’s also an occasion when presidents and first ladies are expected to weigh in on issues impacting women’s [...]

I Now Pronounce You Wusband and Hife


What does it mean to be a husband? Newlywed Carrie Sloan isn’t exactly sure, but it’s got something to do with leaving dirty socks on the floor, bat-out-of-hell driving habits, and a man-sized butt print on a La-Z-Boy recliner.
Not that she buys into gender stereotypes or anything.
And what about being a wife?  Sloan, the [...]

In Defense of Sexual Freedom


Dirrrty girl Christina Aguilera has given up half-naked floor humping and even the fictional Carrie Bradshaw recently traded in her Sex and the City escapades for marital bliss. Apparently, there’s something terribly wrong with these developments.  There’s a “new backlash against casual sex,” says Jessica Grose in her latest piece for Slate, a “new wave [...]