It’s come to this. Facing flagging public support for their platform, Washington Democrats are now resorting to enlisting cartoon characters to help drum up support for funding public television with taxpayer money. Of course, it’s hard to tell muppets and House Democrats apart—unserious people look alike to my senses.

It’s always done “for the children.” Whether it’s ostracizing home-schooling, making power tools less useful and accessible, or reminding parents that Daddy Barack and Mommy Michelle know better than you which foods your children should eat, Big Government Progressives always seem to want to have control over you, from cradle to dinner table to grave.

Prof. Jonathan Haidt, a social psychologist at the University of Virginia, is an expert in the “intuitive foundations of morality and ideology.” During his speech, Haidt asked the audience to self-identify their political leaning. The results were, again, unsurprising: an estimated 80% of the 1,000 psychologists identified as liberal. Only 3 people in attendance—that’s 0.003%, to those keeping score at home—were conservative.

Haidt called this headcount a “statistically impossible lack of diversity,” noting that recent polls estimate that 40% of Americans identify as conservative, and 20% identify as progressive or liberal.

A progressive cartoonist posits an interesting theory: Indian-American Governor Nikki Haley of South Carolina is actually a white girl with an awesome tan.

There’s an old joke that goes, “fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on the monkey.” After yesterday, progressive new-media outlet Huffington Post reached “stage 2.”

Our story begins in December 2010, when Ohio Democratic Party Chairman Chris Redfern—hot off of his public, on-camera tirade against so-called “Tea Party f—rs”—accused then-Governor Elect Kasich of racism and sexism on Twitter. This was met with great criticism from both the Ohio conservative blogosphere and Democratic members of the legislature, most notably State Senator Ray Miller (D-Columbus), who is himself African-American

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Naturally, OU’s administrators see absolutely no way that turning dormitories full of hormonal, emotionally immature kids barely out of high school into school-sanctioned love shacks can go wrong.

Patrick Moore, founder of the far-left environmentalist group Greenpeace and long-time environmental activist, was recently interviewed on Fox Business Network—or, a parallel universe’s Fox Business Network—and denounced the cult…. err, organization, that he himself helped organize.

Naturally, OU’s administrators see absolutely no way that turning dormitories full of hormonal, emotionally immature kids barely out of high school into school-sanctioned love shacks can go wrong.