A round of golf at seven, cocktails in the clubhouse at 9, brunch with dignitaries at eleven, bomb Libya at one, and top off the evening with a dinner reception in your honor and dance the night away. Wake up to the anti-war press singing your praises for liberating oppressed people! If you’re the Left’s most favorite president, that’s the kind of life you could lead.
When I wasn’t lapsing in and out of a coma, induced by watching MSNBC last week, I was treated to Rachel Maddow’s snore-fest nuclear core technology lesson (complete with giant cardboard cylindrical poles). Maddow joined the chorus of scare-technicians in the press who are certain that this nuclear disaster in Japan will be the end of life as we know it.
The House Homeland Security Committee hearings on the radical Islamic threat facing America’s youth produced some incredible moments, some heartbreaking, some stupefying and others Razzie-worthy (Keith Ellison, anyone?) Congressman Al Green, however, insulted my intelligence with his demand to know why the Ku Klux Klan isn’t being investigated.
Everybody’s favorite fake-umentary maker, Michael Moore, showed up on the set of “The Rachel Maddow Show” Wednesday night to pout viciously about Republicans finally growing a pair. The Republicans in Wisconsin have taken a page from the Democrat playbook and used the rules to get around the fugitive senators holding the legislature hostage.