How to Keep a Bloomberg at Bay


Other charms and unguents efficacious for deterring Bloomberg include, NRA decals, a dash of water from the Gowanus canal, a rare Madagascar blue chicken born at midnight and the United States Constitution.

Inside Every Liberal Is a Totalitarian Screaming to Get Out


Our contest winner and runner-ups are announced.

Why Doesn’t New York City Government Focus on Real Issues?


Business is hurting. New Yorkers are hurting. Why is the city pushing more anti-job regulations?

Will Bloomberg Ban Judges Now?


Judge halts nanny-banny Bloomberg’s soda ban.

Bloomberg Claims He Only Banned Soda to Protect his 30-Year-Old Daughters


Bloomberg’s two daughters, Georgina and Emma, are 30 and 34, respectively. Emma has been married since she was 26. If they can’t stop drinking soda on their own, perhaps their father should butt out, instead of holding an entire city’s restaurant industry hostage.

Mayor Bloomberg Claims America Can Owe “Infinite Amount of Money”


“We are spending money we don’t have,” Mr. Bloomberg explained. “It’s not like your household. In your household, people are saying, ‘Oh, you can’t spend money you don’t have.’ Our debt is so big and so many people own it that it’s preposterous to think that they would stop selling us more.”

Thank You Mayor Bloomberg for Beating the Bus Union


This union wants to take advantage of New Yorkers and we won’t stand it.

War on Everything but Islamic Terror


Who has the time to fight jihad when there’s a battle against salt to wage?

Random Thoughts on the Passing Scene


From the Menendez prostitution scandal to immigration reform.

Bloomberg Claims He Has No Right to Block Anti-Israel Event, Does Have Right to Ban Styrofoam Cups


Mayor Bloomberg is a big supporter of freedom. Like the freedom to build a Megamosque near Ground Zero or the freedom to use a city college as a platform for promoting the destruction of Israel. He is however a fierce opponent of irresponsible forms of freedom like overly large soda cups or Styrofoam cups