The April Issue of Playboy, which hits the newsstands today, features disgraced journalist Helen Thomas. I know what you are thinking: suicide, or perhaps staring at the sun for about an hour to make yourself blind to ensure that you never gaze upon those nightmare-inducing pictures. But calm down, I assure you that at age 85 Hugh Hefner still knows what is pleasing to the eyes as witnessed by his latest fiancée. Relax: Thomas was simply this month’s Playboy interview.