The one thing that the 2020 field needs is more Democrats making hopeless runs for a nomination they can’t win in the hopes of either getting a Veep spot or higher speaking fees.. And the clown car is being chased by even bigger clowns. Like Stacey Abrams.

You may remember Stacey from her defeat in 2018. But these days just coming in second in a Senate race qualifies you to run for the White House.

So that person who gives literacy a run for its money, tweeted this.

“In #LeadFromTheOutside, I explore how to be intentional about plans, but flexible enough to adapt. 20 years ago, I never thought I’d be ready to run for POTUS before 2028. But life comes at you fast – as I shared in Q&A w @Yamiche at @sxsw. Now 2020 is definitely on the table…”

If anyone can translate this sentence into English, I would appreciate it.

Life comes at Stacey fast. Speeding into her brain is the revelation that no one will remember her name in 2022, let alone 2028, so if she’s going to cash in on her 15 minutes, it better be now.

2020 is on the table. So is Stacey.

Because what 2020 really needs is a candidate who looks like she wandered off the street, isn’t sure where she is, but wants to echo Bernie Sanders while barely understanding how her intentional flexibility comes at you fast when she’s definitely on the table.