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Dylan Mulvaney, a flamboyant publicity hound who claims that he is a woman, has remained resolutely mum ever since he destroyed Bud Light, which was once the most popular beer brand in the country. After Mulvaney posted video of himself in April 2023 taking a bubble bath surrounded by cans of the brew with his cheesy mug front and center on each can, Bud Light sales went into a tailspin, and even now they have not fully recovered. Now Mulvaney is finally giving his take on the controversy, and — surprise, surprise — is playing the victim.
Fox News reported Tuesday that Mulvaney appeared (where else?) on “The View” to (what else?) promote a new book all about his alleged courage and supposed martyrdom. He began by announcing: “Well, I will start by saying I love beer, and I always have.” Really, Dylan, thanks for clearing that up, as we would have thought that in line with your act, you would have eschewed beer and shown instead a decided preference for white wine or little pink frou-frou drinks with umbrellas. To discover that our man is a genuine, two-fisted, hair-on-his-chest beer drinker — well, it’s a revelation!
And yet his love for the suds just makes poor Dylan feel all the more victimized by the cruel agents of honesty and reality: “So, I mean, when I took that deal [from Bud Light], I didn’t think anything of it, because I was, like, ‘Oh, this is perfect.’ It felt like an organic thing to do, and it was just another part of me.” But then, enter the fascists who had the poor taste as to point out his five o’clock shadow, and his status as the vanguard of the left’s campaign to force Americans to deny the evidence of their senses and proclaim that men could become women, and by extension that reality was not what’s in front of our faces, but whatever the left declares it to be. “I realized,” lamented poor Dylan, “I had become the poster child for this thing when [being] trans is just a small part of me.”
Oh, good grief. A small part of him? Fox notes that Bud Light put his face on its cans “as part of a new ad campaign and to celebrate Mulvaney’s full year of transitioning to ‘girlhood.’” How is it that Anheuser-Busch even knew that this clown was about to mark a year of “girlhood”? Because he published daily videos which got astonishingly wide distribution, in which he pranced and minced around in an insulting caricature of feminity, all the while proclaiming that he was celebrating Day Whatever of his supposedly becoming a girl.
Being a man who claimed he was a woman is what made Dylan Mulvaney famous, and it’s what made Bud Light interested in him. If he had remained Dylan Mulvaney, sane male human being, he never would have been known as anything other than an exuberantly effeminate contestant on “The Price is Right.” And now he would have us believe that being trans is just “a small part” of the complex bundle of wonderfulness that is Dylan Mulvaney. Dylan, my man, whom are you trying to kid?
Mulvaney lamented that he didn’t have “all the resources” to get through the ordeal of seeing millions of Americans turn away from Bud Light in disgust at its having become the vanguard of the authoritarian cultural left’s demand that we all say up is down and two plus two equals five. And, he said, it is even worse for his brothers: he himself, you see, is “the most privileged of transness,” but the rest of the deluded fake women, he claims, are even worse off than he is.
And that’s why he wrote his book, you see — to help the needy: “But what I think was really special about writing about the experience was that people see me as this, like, eternal optimist, but I think sometimes the people that are seen that way are often the ones that are hurting the most. What brings me the most joy is my gender euphoria, and to have that used against me was such a mind game.”
Of course, his “gender euphoria” wasn’t used against him. If Dylan Mulvaney wants to prance around in skirts and claim he’s a woman, that’s his lookout. But if Dylan Mulvaney wants ordinary Americans to celebrate him as if he’s some kind of hero for having this delusion, that’s another matter altogether.
And so they turned away in droves. “Fox Business reported in Jan. 2024 that sales for Bud Light fell by 29.9% in the months after the videos were released.” And former Anheuser-Busch President of Operations Anson Frericks said “that the brand has yet to fully recover.” Take it as a sign, Dylan: despite your “girlhood” act, all you really are is a bully who is trying to force Americans to deny reality. And Americans refuse to be bullied.
The whole claim of Dylan Mulvaney to be a celebrity is built on lies and delusions, lies and delusions that the left is still intent on forcing upon us. That’s why it’s time you joined Team Reality: become a PJ Media VIP member and get an eye-watering 60% off. Better your eyes water over a magnificent discount than over looking at Dylan!
Liberals just cant stop making fools of themselves all the time
I miss the old days when “trans” was associated with a cool sports car made by Pontiac.
I recently asked a guy working at Walmart in the booze section if that Dylan flit had hurt sales of Bud light and he told me people were still buying it. The first thing through my mind was “you can always count on a Walmutant to have a goat’s palate” but my second thought was “I’m shopping here myself. Shit.”
Decades ago a friend told me Budweiser was the best American beer (that was affordable anyway 🙂
Now I can’t drink because it gives me headaches 🙂
Was your friend Mexican? LOL. Last I knew, they love that stuff. I’m surprised you didn’t get a stomach ache, too. It tastes like Clydesdale piss on tap to me. Not that I’ve ever drank real horse piss unless I consider some of the Indonesian folk nostrums my ex-wife would pour down my throat.
Try a craft beer and you probably won’t get a headache. 🙂
Almost any craft beer made in America (provided it is in a style you like) will be better than Budweiser.
Personally I think the best American mass-produced pilsner is Coors: it’s the only one that remains drinkable if it warms up to the proper temperature for drinking beer (cellar temperature, vilified by many Americans as “warm” because, save Coors alone, “American beer”, meaning American mass-produced pilsner, is vile at cellar temperature).
Blaming a psychotic, delusional freak for tanking Bud Light is a bit like blaming a gun for a school shooting. It’s the fools at Budweiseiser who did this to themselves.
“It’s the fools at Budweiseiser who did this to themselves.” Yup. By using a psychotic, delusional freak. The fools at Bud chose the psychotic, delusional freak for their ads, but it still remains the psychotice, delusional freak who caused the good folk to retch, so you can’t let this psychotic, delusional freak go scott free on this.
I wonder if the brains behind this wretched ad idea was fired ? ‘It’ certainly couldn’t have repaid the millions they lost. And what about the shareholders ? Did they lose their mind as well as their money ? Must be an awful lot of profit in beer if they can drop 30 points and still survive. I stopped adding to their wealth years ago when I switched to tomato juice.
Rev. Roy……….<
“It’s the fools at Budweiseiser who did this to themselves.” Yup. By using a psychotic, delusional freak. The fools at Bud chose the psychotic, delusional freak for their ads, but it still remains the psychotice, delusional freak who caused the good folk to retch, so you can’t let this psychotic, delusional freak go scott free on this.
I wonder if the brains behind this wretched ad idea was fired ? ‘It’ certainly couldn’t have repaid the millions they lost. And what about the shareholders ? Did they lose their mind as well as their money ? Must be an awful lot of profit in beer if they can drop 30 points and still survive. I stopped adding to their wealth years ago when I switched to tomato juice.
Rev. Roy……….<
Yes- the Harvard MBA graduate that dreamed up the idea of making Dylan the poster child of Bud Light is should be blamed. Dylan is just a real life Max Klinger.
I hadn’t thought about this pathetic excuse for at least a year, and at one point, couldn’t remember his name.
So what does FPM do? Splash his picture in an article reminding me of this freak show, and to say that he is appearing on The View, a televised freak show. And I guess the clapping seal audience will be there to encourage his fantasies.
Hope his book tanks and I hope I never have see that ghoulish face again.
There are way more actual things to focus on.
A Soros sub-entity will buy a couple of million copies of Mulvaney’s book. It will be a New York #1 seller. The boxes of books will be stored carefully next to boxes of books from Hillary, Camala, Obama, Michelle, Greta, Al, Hunter, etc..
As for actually reading the book – believers already “know” it and non-believers won’t waste the time.
That is not how the publishing industry works. The book will be remaindered, and the unsold copies pulped. Publishing,,with it’s woke obsession, has the same future in the US as buggy whips.
That Dylan dude recently got his fifteen minutes of ridicule for hawking his book that nobody will read, and we probably won’t have to see him again until his obituary when he chokes to death trying to deep throat a Polish sausage or something like that.
Real America’s Voice and Newsmax showed quick clips of the flit on “The View” as a quick reminder of how ridiculous the “woke” left is. Sometimes I think that’s the only reason people know freaks like them exist until I remember that about 20% of the population ARE freaks.
Damn, am I glad most real single women are sluts instead of freaks who have no idea what it means to be feminine.
“Playing the victim card yet again.” Playing the victim is the whole theory behind the trans-gender movement. These people are pretending to be something that they are not, and striving to be the new member of the “protected classes.” Then they can have holidays named after them, get scholarships to attend ivy league colleges, get free government benefits, and have a lifetime license to lecture us on how oppressive the US is.
Just typical left-wing oppressors claiming to be victims. I wonder what proportion of lefties and other so called minorities are so stupid that they actually believe that shit?
The correct pronoun for someone like this is not “they/them” but “it”.
Decades ago when gender ideology was a vague cloud on the horizon, my late father, a soft-spoken Presbyterian country pastor, proposed that the appropriate gender neutral pronoun would be s/h/it.
(He also taught his sons, and anyone else who would listen, that one should not use profanity, because having a reputation for never using profanity would give one the ability to shock people by using it on the very rare occasions when such a shock is called for.)
Yo’ Dylan, your doctor called– you’re overdue for your prostate exam.
He probably gets monthly exams.
Weekly. Perhaps nightly.
Bud Light was never a good beer.
I think I was 16 when I first laughed at a transvestite act in a bar on Bourbon Street. Not funny anymore.