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After blowing through over $1 billion to suffer the worst presidential election loss since John Kerry saluted his way into the purple hearts of the DNC, Kamala is ready to run again.
“I’ll see you out there. I’m not going anywhere,” she told the oppressed proletariat at an oceanfront resort in Orange County. The location made sense since Kamala is considered a frontrunner to become the first black woman to run California into the ground after watching equally unqualified white men like Jerry Brown and Gavin Newsom take their turn at it.
But Kamala is still having trouble deciding whether to run for governor or president. Or both.
Polling has Kamala as the decisive frontrunner in a crowded field that includes such inspiring figures as Gov. Tim Walz, her former VP candidate who helped tank her campaign, Pete Buttigieg and AOC: who is the only one of whom the vast majority of Americans have heard of.
But you still have to ask why. And the answer is a complete lack of consequences.
Jimmy Carter, Michael Dukakis, Al Gore and John Kerry slunk off to do other things after suffering a decisive defeat, like taking money from shady Pakistani banks funding terrorists and drug dealers, trying to get everyone to forget ‘that photo’, reinventing themselves as planet savers and trying to help Islamic terrorists take over the Middle East. None of them ran again.
But Kamala isn’t getting into bed with Pakistani crime lords or making a documentary about how to save the planet by making other people pay more for everything: at least that we know of.
Somehow she’s a frontrunner. And the ’somehow’ is a media still busy covering for her.
The first round of media campaign books about the 2024 election are out as all the ‘journalists’ who refused to tell us anything about Joe Biden’s medical condition, Hunter Biden’s laptops or Kamala’s track record are now finally willing to tell all. Or almost all. Or almost nothing.
The anticipated media bestsellers about the 2024 election offer little more than insider gossip that fleshes out the narrative that the media settled on after ‘that debate’ which is that everything that went wrong was the fault of Joe Biden who brilliantly concealed his mental incapacity from the public (and especially the media) through a scheme so devious that no one inside D.C. had an inkling (but everyone outside D.C. knew about it since at least 2023) anything was wrong.
And Kamala certainly did not.
The various media ‘tell-all’ or ‘tell-nothing’ books depict Kamala as a victim who never really had a chance because of Joe Biden’s medical chicanery. Not only don’t they ask questions about what Kamala knew, when she knew it and exactly when she began measuring the Oval Office drapes, they mourn that a talented minority woman was robbed of her chance to shine.
But Kamala had her shot. At least three of them. That’s how many times she rebooted her campaign. Her campaign launch enjoyed a honeymoon (at least if you believe the polls) and the public tuned in to watch her interviews and take in the Democratic National Convention. By the time the election rolled around, Biden was being kept inside an ice cream dungeon somewhere in deepest darkest Delaware where no one would see him (despite occasionally ‘autopenning’ orders, pardons and checks) and it was all about Kamala. Biden didn’t lose. She did.
Biden picked Kamala with the expectation of the party and the public that she would replace him. And had she actually done anything to make the public think that she was capable of chewing gum and issuing a press release at the same time, there would have been enormous pressure for Biden to step down in favor of the first black female president. Why wasn’t there?
Kamala blew every single opportunity. Biden’s people offered her multiple roles and she couldn’t manage to make it through one of them without wallowing in word salads. Her photo ops were awkward and her polling remained poor. By the time 2024 came around, Democrats chose to let a senile meat puppet ride rather than have to do what they eventually did: take a chance on K.
And by then the first black president was working behind the scenes to stop her from becoming the nominee even though she had built her public persona around emulating Barack Obama.
Kamala’s only actual claim to fame was that she failed from the beginning to the end. She failed so badly that her party played Weekend at Biden’s because they knew they couldn’t run her and they couldn’t get rid of her. And now, after losing catastrophically, they still can’t get rid of her.
The media’s campaign books blast Biden for running again, for covering up his medical condition and for not immediately endorsing Kamala as if that were actually a plus.
And then they blame Biden for not letting her break away to be her ‘own person’, but how was the vice president supposed to break with her own administration except by admitting her own uselessness. Given a choice between clinging to something and clinging to nothing, Kamala clung to the horrible ‘somethingness’ of the Biden-Harris administration in name only.
Biden couldn’t run it because he was out to lunch and Kamala couldn’t run it because she had never shown up to lunch. And that is the terrible truth that no campaign book can touch.
Seen from the vantage point of power politics, positioning a loser for a second run seems like the worst possible recommendation, but from the perspective of a puppeteer, it’s a selling point. Kamala is a puppet who is still young enough at the age of sixty that the public will assume that it’s her administration rather than a motley crew of Obama retreats, Sen. Elizabeth Warren allies and the kids who used to carry Sen. Bernie Sanders’ drool cup. After four years of Biden not running his own administration, they dream of four years of Kamala not running hers either.
She can run for Mayor of Oakland, like Jerry Brown did 🙂
I am so thankful that the American people have “awakened” (not “awokened”) to the reality that the legacy Democrats and their lapdog media operatives are totally out of touch with freedom and America’s founding father’s dreams of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness (within respectable and moral boundaries). I was convinced that if either Biden or Harris had secured the 2024 electon (by corruption and fraud – ditto 2020), this country would ceased to exist in two to four years. Thank God we have been given an opportunity to turn America around.
100% agree. We were headed over the cliff. The Trump Train got us turned around, but the Hydra of the Globalist-Socialist DNC and Swamp and Globalist Media won’t be destroyed without a lot more fighting. This is no time to rest on our laurels, but to fight even harder for our nation.
Daniel has this exactly right:
“Seen from the vantage point of power politics, positioning a loser for a second run seems like the worst possible recommendation, but from the perspective of a puppeteer, it’s a selling point. Kamala is a puppet who is still young enough at the age of sixty that the public will assume that it’s her administration rather than a motley crew of Obama retreats, Sen. Elizabeth Warren allies and the kids who used to carry Sen. Bernie Sanders’ drool cup. After four years of Biden not running his own administration, they dream of four years of Kamala not running hers either.”
What the dems learned with Biden as President is that the puppet President has to be believable – you can’t have a puppet that falls down when walking up the stairs; you can’t have a puppet that tries to shake hands with someone when the puppet is on the stage by himself; and you certainly can’t have a puppet that bumbles and fumbles his speech and then tell the American people with a straight face that this guy is as sharp as a tact. VP Ho as a puppet President would be an upgrade from the last dem puppet, but she will not be good enough to be a believable puppet.
I remember when Ho was the leader of North Vietnam, not the chewer of promotions stuck like gum on the shoes of the DNC.
Maybe the Dems will run Hanoi Jane Fonda. You’ve got name recognition, all the Hollywood lefties will back her. She speaks in full sentences. Soros money will back up a known Leftist Commodity like that. If nothing else it gives the Marxists a new rallying point, a place to go and commiserate together and reaffirm their brainless dedication to the concept that all Americans have simultaneously flatlined politically and will buy into any lie as long as it’s big enough.
Bring on the Fonda !
Are the dems jiving us? Seriously? You gotta be sh*tting me!! I’m totally gobsmacked! The hubris and gall of those people is astounding!
They don’t have anyone else, so they’re stuck with her. How pathetic.
The great tragedy is there are millions of fools standing ready to vote for more word salads, even without without dressing.. Being a government dependent with the loss of human dignity must be more than humiliating…..
But then…..the fools may never have known such dignity and therefore don’t miss it.
To bad we can’t give all those fools a box of gubmint cheese in return for not voting in the next election. Toss in a 10 lb roll of baloney, several loaves of bread and a bag of weed and they won’t be able to resist!!
[Q] What’s the best argument against democracy?
[A] A five minute conversion with your average voter.
David Ray:
I’m sure you mean “best argument against democrats.”
If so, then you are soooo right!! Take a bow my friend and give yourself a pat on the back!
Ah, the famous Churchill quote….
Yes, if you want to know the democrat voter who would support Kamala again, just look at the crazies protesting at the Tesla stores who have been interviewed for their reason to protest, and sound like 2nd graders; truly amazing.
Just drove past my local Heels dealer today (4/11/2025). They were out there again and they still have no intelligent message on their signage. The closest they come is “Hands Off Social Security. This ignores two what should be obvious facts: 1) Trump has said numerous times he’s not touching Social Security; and 2) If everyone leaves their ” Hands Off Social Security” its going to go tits-up and these people protesting will have their benefits slashed or ended in the worst way possible. But protest they must.
Next time? The leftist liberals will claim that she is being controlled by Trump.
If that’s true then imagine just how dumb Harris really is.
🤣🤣 If you think Harris is dumb, take a look at her supporters.
Has any political party ever had a bench like the Democrats have now? Gavin Newsom, AOC, Buttigieg, Walz, Rahm Emanuel, Kamala, and now it appears Cory Booker and Crockett are being thrown into the mix. By comparison, I think it’s stunningly humorous Kamala doesn’t look that bad. Senator Kennedy said AOC is the reason why they have instructions on shampoo bottles. Well, that goes for all of them.
There she is! Kamala as the poster child of the Democrat party: Bedraggled, hung over and scornful in one shot. Even my radical left relatives in CA might have second thoughts about her. Then again, no they wouldn’t…
Contrary to what you might think, Harris is not all that popular here in California. Any claims that she is, is strictly media driven hype. Same goes for Gavin Newsom who is extremely unpopular.
The media is trying to gin up support for Harris and Newsom.. When and if they do bother to take a poll, it’s heavily skewed in favor of democrats (e.g., 10 -20 democrats to every 1 republican polled.)
Usually, most republicans and independents tell media pollsters to go f**k themselves. Every republican and independent I know certainly does.
Rode hard by Willie and put up wet.
You are very clever and witty. A reason by itself to reaf your column
Some that I liked:
“After watching equally unqualified white men like Jerry Brown and Gavin Newsom take their turn at it.”
“Inspiring figures as Gov. Tim Walz, her former VP candidate who helped tank her campaign”
But my favorite was
“Weekend at Biden’s”
Did you make that up yourself?
(Enquiring minds want to know)
The Demo-Rats are UN/CFR/Globalists just like the rest of them are
Professor Dan, you’re preaching to the choir. How to get through the aluminum cased brains from cloud seeing in California? Californians are in a state of mass hypnosis that Cackling Kamalalala would even be a consideration – why, as a failed VPotus and celebrity status Cackling Kamalala would suddenly make a savvy California governor?
California couldn’t even get it together for a recall – they lost when they put Larry Elder up for the front runner.
Los Ashes burned (formerly name Los Angeles), and not from civil rights riots. It just burned out of control with no water at the hydrants and no responsible forestry for decades now, which is the reason for the California wild fires that spread into other states – not the so-called global warming!
We can laugh now at the prospect of the dildo head Cackling Kamalala being elected to anything every again, but the enemy doesn’t sleep. If Cackling Kamalala is elected California governor by election rigging and theft or by real numbers, we won’t be laughing long. And I want to get a cozy place on the coast to get out of the summer heat and whenever I want. I was born near the Pacific Coast and lived there most of my life and I miss the ocean.
-The Exiled King of Venice Beach –
Never rule out stupidity, but I’m going to give the Dems the benefit of the doubt for now. The next election cycle won’t start in earnest for three years. A lot can happen between now and then. I see Kam as a convenient model on the showroom floor–a placeholder that will give the Dems some time to figure out if they have better options. And I won’t rule out that they don’t.
Democrats want their fake favorite blabbing brain hemorrhage back?
This PROVES that these fools are really mindless zombies!
And can you imagine? She is actually considering establishing a “think tank.”. Now that would be something. They can think about the passage of time, of being able to see craters on the moon with their own eyes, of Ukraine being next to and smaller than, Russia, Venn Diagrams, and yellow Scholl buses and everything else that occupies her deep thoughts.
don’t forget thinking about what might have been or was and will be
She would make a great therapist and proofreader for America’s voting public that, should she run again, would choose to vote for her as ‘President Czar’ on the hope that she would make America ‘laugh again’, or ‘giggle again’ or ‘cackle again’ or whatever it is you think she does after every 2 or third word and that she might rise to heights of power unimaginable to those who shared her classes with in high school, should they still be living, or breathing, who used to chase after her for her autograph so they could show everyone else on their block that they weren’t afraid of her ‘cackle’ and had actually approached her for said signature and escaped unscathed for the experience that they can now recount to their grandchildren as they educate them on how she was the first female ‘invisible’ Vice President of the USA who, in reality, did nothing at all to warrant that title but was bestowed upon her by the mighty media midgets who adored her and hung on her every word (many of whom hung themselves later, it should be noted) to the relief of those who had suffered by actually reading their articles on ‘Cackles Harris’ and choking (while vomiting) in the process and
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She would make a great therapist and proofreader for America’s voting public that, should she run again, would choose to vote for her as ‘President Czar’ on the hope that she would make America ‘laugh again’, or ‘giggle again’ or ‘cackle again’ or whatever it is you think she does after every 2 or third word and that she might rise to heights of power unimaginable to those who shared her classes with in high school, should they still be living, or breathing, who used to chase after her for her autograph so they could show everyone else on their block that they weren’t afraid of her ‘cackle’ and had actually approached her for said signature and escaped unscathed for the experience that they can now recount to their grandchildren as they educate them on how she was the first female ‘invisible’ Vice President of the USA who, in reality, did nothing at all to warrant that title but was bestowed upon her by the mighty media midgets who adored her and hung on her every word (many of whom hung themselves later, it should be noted) to the relief of those who had suffered by actually reading their articles on ‘Cackles Harris’ and choking (while vomiting) in the process and
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Sorry but she is a drunk & dumber than a box of rocks!
Kamalalalala was a fudgemidget word salad slinger with the best of them. Brain toasted like a raisin muffin. Great leadership qualities, if she was running as a president of a deserted island. Typical dummacrat offering ‘a long walk on a short pier’ for potentially four sickening years of being another Obama puppet. Please keep her hidden in some abandoned sofa bed somewhere. No…that’s still too accessible to the paid ballot stuffing minions of the DNC. Otherwise, please get a life that offers a purpose other than cackling at public LQBMT parades.
Great article! (But there is no escape from the frumious autocorrect: The phrase “Obama retreats” in the third line from the end is obviously intended to be “Obama retreads”.)