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There was a time when liberals promised to “get the government out of your bedroom” and then they decided that the government should be in your bathroom instead. And I’m not just talking about the transgender movement which really took off later, but the obsession with controlling every aspect of human life to save the planet.
President Trump ended Obama’s War on Lightbulbs. Now he ended the War on Showers.
Today, President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Order to end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure and make America’s showers great again.
The Order directs the Secretary of Energy to immediately rescind the overly complicated federal rule that redefined “showerhead” under Obama and Biden.
Twice in the last 12 years, those administrations put out massive regulations defining the word “showerhead.” The Biden definition was a staggering 13,000 words. The Oxford English Dictionary, by contrast, defines “showerhead” in one short sentence.
President Trump is restoring sanity to at least one small part of the federal regulations, returning to the straightforward meaning of “showerhead” from the 1992 energy law, which sets a simple 2.5-gallons-per-minute standard for showers.
Typical media headline.
Trump’s new executive order victim: Your shower – Politico
Yes, your shower is the victim here. Somehow.
The Democrats are waging a war on water in California, taking down existing dams and reservoirs, in order to create a water shortage. Rivers are liable to start running dry in summer, for example, as it is water from those reservoirs that keeps the water flowing in the rivers during the dry season.
Yes, I have one of those water saver showers. It just ensures that I spend more time in there. As if the water isn’t going to be pumped into the Pacific anyway. And don’t get me started on my toilet. I have to clean that thing every day.
I’ve got two kohler models a few years ago that work on one flush, but one of them does need cleaning often. It took 25 years and thousands of gallons of wasted water flushing twice or thrice, and hours of wasted time waiting on the tank to refill, to get there.
The lightbulb situation was finally fixed by LED advances in other applications, not their light bulb mandate. I still use halogen bulbs (stocked up when 2020 was stolen) for doing art, because it’s the most natural and gives the best color discrimination.
My crappy toilet holds about as much water as a coffee pot and flushes even less. What a piece of shit. Oh, but it saves water that gets flushed into the ocean anyway. I get plenty of color discrimination when I take a dump.
But I have to admit I was hating life when my toilet plumbing went down on the weekend. Oh, man, I waited as long as I could but eventually I had to go. What a mess that was to clean up. It figures my sinks worked but not my toilet.
Sometimes I miss my girlfriends, no matter how annoying they are. At least they’re good cleaners.
Wither Obama’s bidet?
Dear President Trump thank you but could you now get the government out of my ass, I mean out of my toilet. I would like to be able to take a good dump without having to pour an extra three gallons into the bowl from a bucket.
Thank you very much.
Yes, that water saving bullshit doesn’t save anything but graft. As if I need anything coming out of my ass except shit.
I was a single issue voter and this was it. Thank you DJT!
Big Brother Out of the Bathroom and Out of the House as w ell as the Country
Now do gas cans.
If vile Politico was honest, its headline would read:
“Environmental/”green” fanaticism victimized by new Trump Executive Order.”
The first home we had a Bathtub and Shower Combo then the first two Apartments just had show stalls but the Apartment where I live now is Bathtub Show Combo like the first home I lived The 2nd home had a tub shower Combo