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Americans, at least liberal ones, lost the right to make fun of Lysenkoism, phrenology and every bit of stupid pseudoscience some years back. Ever since, “the science” has become someone’s idea of an absurd routine, part Peter Sellers and part South Park, in which the goal is to say completely absurd things with a straight face.
At the current rate of descent into absurdity, it takes the occasional new low to even get any attention.
Climate change is making major league sluggers into even hotter hitters, sending an extra 50 or so home runs a year over the fences, a new study found.
It’s basic physics.
When air heats up, molecules move faster and away from each other, making the air less dense. Baseballs launched off a bat go farther through thinner air because there’s less resistance to slow the ball.
That also probably explains the four-minute mile. We think it’s a lesson about self-confidence, but actually the only reason Roger Bannister was able to do it and so many after him was because of global warming. He was able to run faster because the air was thinner due to global warming. It’s basic physics.
Also, Alex Ovechkin’s NHL record is probably best explained by global warming. As the ice melts due to global warming, goals become easier to score. It’s basic physics.
The latest research also shows that Michael Jordan’s entire career was due to global warming. It’s just basic physics. As the global warming particles penetrate the basketball, it becomes lighter. So do basketball shoes. The event horizon around the hoop is then hyperaccelerated through the 12th dimension every time someone uses a disposable plastic plate.
The good news is that all sorts of records can now be broken as long as we just keep driving gas cars and feeding environmental consultants to packs of hungry wolves.
It’s basic physics.
All the lying and the venomous mockery, whose interests do they serve?
Climate change is real. Millions of people around the world are already suffering from it, not that you care a whit. And millions more, including your beloved base, will suffer in the near future.
The data is plentiful and easily available. Just ask NASA:
https://climate.nasa.gov
Oh, I forgot. Nobody smart works at NASA. It’s just a globalist woke organization. Ask the World Bank then:
https://data.worldbank.org/topic/19
OOOps! Sorry. The WB has no reason to keep track on the climates impact on the global economy. Disgusting globalist woke communists. Better ask the experts on the atmosphere and the ocean:
https://www.ncei.noaa.gov/access/monitoring/monthly-report/global/202302
What? No. They don’t know anything about the atmosphere or the ocean, these ignorant experts.
Better just ask Daniel Greenfield. He knows everything about everything.
The moronic trolls have invaded
Maybe you should check out: https://wattsupwiththat.com/
Sure. They probably know better than NASA and the NOIA.
At least they don’t have to suck up to politicians to get funding.
What makes you think NASA and NOIA aren’t lying to you?
That, and/or they’re just more honest.
I would also factor in the the writings and observations of people like the former head of Greenpeace and Bjorn Lomborg. They know things, as well.
Have you read Bjorn Lomborg? Lomborg believes climate change is real and human-caused. His disagreements with the scientific consensus are about the level of damage that climate change will cause. Do you agree with that position? Anyone? Anyone?
Climate change is real. Just ask all the liberal elites buying Martha’s Vineyard mansions and jetting around the world to climate change conferences.
You can listen to the lies coming out of their lying mouths or you can pay attention to what they actually do.
So go hitch a ride on Jeff Bezos’ mega-yacht or fly out to Davos.
Snark is no substitute for empirical evidence.
What Mr. Greenfield said IS evidence. If these elites really believed their environmental hysteria, they wouldn’t be doing these things. It’s as if one was running around the world telling everybody that the Belchfire 9000 was a horrible car that would explode and kill you and then going out and buying one. What should one believe – your words or your actions? I think there is an old saying about what speaks louder than what.
The guy you invested all your money with buying suitcases and a plane ticket to Panama under a fake name is evidence he doesn’t believe any of the stuff he told you.
You mean all the empirical evidence that brought Covid to us. Take another vaccine, moron.
Keep Bleating sheep.
Thank you for that insightful response. It reminds me of the hopelessness of trying to open the eyes of the brainwashed such as yourself.
Now , ask yourself about the fact that temperatures have not risen in the last ten years, recently revealed by the global warming scientists themselves. Anything that discounts the theory is ignored. Not exactly scientific.
Yeah, yeah…and the vavcines are safe and effective. Got it.
And you know nothing about everything. I just wish that someday I could see the proof of the amorphous Climate Change hoax. It’s a grift and you won’t get rich from it. Only the WEF elites will.
In the 70’s we went through Paul Erlich and his population bomb. Then came the Ice Age scare. When that didn’t happen it became climate change and the world was going to end in in 12 years according to AOC. Now we take our marching orders from a teenager with Asburgers. Meanwhile the global elites fly to Davos in their cushy private jets.
You are a leftist fool Mickorn. Your faith in big government will be your undoing. Just remember Government is your best buddy. Have another mealworm sandwich with bug chaser. And say hi to Klaus (Barbie) Schwab for me when you see him.
You mean all the empirical evidence that brought Covid to us. Take another vaccine, moron.
The only one suffering here seems to be you.
Then I guess steroids have nothing to do with it, after all.
Thanks Kasandra, excellent point.
Steroids are caused by climate change.
Hotter weather causes people to take steroids. It’s just basic physics.
Right. Because government agencies never lie to push their own agenda cough Fauci cough. Look at ALL the science not just those with an interest in a specific outcome. You’ll be amazed at how much you learn.
There was far more truth in the science found in Sunday supplements than there is in the current tripe being circulated.
In any of these climate change stories, if you replace “climate change” with “leprechauns” it makes just as much sense.
Wow. I thought the “vaccine” had given baseball players extra hitting power since it is so safe and effective. Little did I know it was “climate change” all along.
Poor guy. He is probably still wearing 3 face diapers while walking or riding his bike and definitely looks forward to the jab boosters for the rest of his life!
As a FORMER Braves fan (I was loyal when we were the WORST team in ALL of baseball-$0,50 to get in the park-ALL SUMMER LONG!!)
Then came came Glavin-Smoltz:
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Yeah, I’m out of here…
Climate change is a hoax, and the only mystery is why so many people believe it. TY, Mr. Greenfield, for your consistently excellent reporting and analysis.