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Football star, high-scoring lawyer and pool manager Joseph Robinette Biden has the answer to the party’s problems. Once again, it’s him.
“Come on boys, put me back in,” is the message from the one presidential nominee who may have hurt his party more than Jimmy Carter. (Hillary Clinton currently identifies as a woman.)
But Joe Biden would like to be back in the game. “Put me in again boys” is the message from the man nobody, including his assistant diaperer-in-chief, wants to ever see again.
Former President Joe Biden has told some Democratic leaders he’ll raise funds, campaign and do anything else necessary for Democrats to recover lost ground as the Trump administration rolls back programs the party helped design, according to people close to him.
There’s only one reason anyone ever donated money to Joe Biden and it wasn’t his skills as a fundraiser.
If he’s really willing to do anything, the best possible thing he could do would be to disappear, go into hiding, move to somewhere exotic, like Rhode Island, change his name to Bob McKinney, pretend that he retired from selling insurance, and bore people with stories about invented fishing trips.
But instead, he wants to come back.
“Who’s going to want Joe Biden back in the game?” said a major Biden supporter, speaking on condition of anonymity to talk candidly about him.
Trump.
Still give Biden points for some remaining clout, since this ‘major Biden supporter’ wants anonymity to state the obvious.
Former first lady Jill Biden is also prepared to campaign and raise money for fellow Democrats as she and her husband settle into life back home in Delaware, a person close to her said.
“She recognizes that serving in the capacities that she served is an honor and it comes with responsibilities to the party. And she’s prepared to help in any way she can,” the person said.
Don’t everybody line up all at once.
Dr. Jill Biden PhD, OD and MST is the single most popular woman in her region of Delaware after all. And her enormous contributions can’t possibly be overlooked. Can they?
Both Bidens are carving out post-presidential lives aside from the partisan political work they’ve volunteered to take on.
Each plans to write a book.
Each. Hasn’t the hardback politician memoir bribing industry suffered enough of a beating with the Clintons. Even Obama’s latest publishing ventures have mostly disappeared. A Jill Biden book would summon almost as much interest as a tell-all inside story of the Tim Walz candidacy.
He has been splitting his time between Delaware and Washington for meetings in office space supplied by the federal government.
At least Qatar and Iran will have an office address to mail him bribes.
Jane Kleeb, a vice chair of the DNC, said in an interview: “If you were to call any state party chair and ask them if they wanted Joe Biden to be a keynote speaker for their annual dinner, the answer would be yes. He is beloved by the party and beloved by the voters.”
Yes. Who could be a better keynote speaker than a confused and incomprehensible old man prone to sexually assaulting women and children of all ages on stage while speaking in a yelling whisper and claiming that his his son died in a kitchen fire in Iraq while being eaten by cannibals.
Biden has no pangs of regret, a person familiar with his private conversations said. He remains defiant and believes Trump’s victory shows the party did itself no favors by pushing him to drop out of the race, the source said.
The sad thing is he’s right. As bad as his candidacy worse, rapidly ousting him and jamming in an unqualified replacement through a process that made North Korean elections seem democratic, and then running a campaign based on ‘joy’ was an even worse move.
The only move worse than that would be bringing him back.
Good point about Carter, knocked the Democrats out of the box for 3 Presidential terms.
“This mission was not motivated by hostility toward Iran or the Iranian people, and there were no Iranian (80% not Persian) casualties (so important to the lefies.) Preparations for this rescue mission were ordered for humanitarian (jihadi) reasons, to protect the national interests of this (jihad) country, and to alleviate international tensions. The President accepts full responsibility for the decision to attempt the rescue.”
That’s an official White House statement at the time, which some of us old fossils still remember.
Fuck the Dirtbagocrats.
Olde Joe continues to have his fantasies.
Perhaps you meant delusions. or psychosis.
Not really. “Put me in again, boys!” reveals that he was installed. If “the boys” did it once, why not again? It was a galvanizing proof that voting can be irrelevant.
“The boys” got rid of Nixon. That event galvanized the left and accelerated the press conversion to pure ideological editorial – no more traditional journalism.
An election was stolen without repercussions. Unless there are severe consequences, it will continue. Trump has slowed the downhill rush, but cannot alone save us.
Given his fetish for little girls I’d say he’s continuing to have his wet dreams. Joe Biden is one sick lecherous old geezer.
Biden: “Come On Boys, Put Me Back Into The Hospital For The Criminally Insane”
He worked out with a dumbbell today. He feels vigorous!
Really? The MSM said nothing about him meeting with Kamala! How did they miss that?
Nice one that, “pool manager”
On second thought why did I waste my vote on Trump when I could have had the pool manager and tramp boots
I’m just a case of bud light away from selling out my country for the Robinette’s vision
More like a poop manager. Biden shits his pants, you know. And Heels Up Harris has experience with the elderly. That’s how she got her start in politics.
Nice, humor to end a week and put us in a good mood. Too bad all the veiled insults aren’t really parody or sarcastic, but mirror the ugliness of the xhidens all too closely.
Still laughing over Rhode Island
As a native Rhode Island ER, even though I no longer live there, no way would I want Biteme living in RI. Oh by the way I wouldn’t describe RI as exotic, strange maybe, but not exotic.
That was the backhanded insult, right implying xhiden is so crass and simple….
I could see PinocchiJoe Biden challenging Tim Elmer Fudd Walz to a push up contest. Biden would have an election board count his while Walz would ask, “What does a bra have to do with hunting?”
Jill Biden: “My God Joe, you have to run again, they are undoing everything you did as President !”
Joe: “I was President ?”
Still as delusional as he always has been and always will be needs a padded cell and straight Jacket instead
Put Biden back into the Basement or into Prison with Clinton(Bill)and Obama as Cell Mates
What a strange claim coming from a couple who voted for Trump and not themselves.
“Dr” Jill doesn’t have a PhD, she has an EdD, which is about the most useless, stupid post grad qualification ever.
The very presence of “EdD” in association with someone is a guarantee of uselessness and toxic thought and behaviour.
Geez folks! let ole Joe come back! His presence would do far more harm to democrats than republicans. Besides, I don’t know where you’re getting your information form but blacks, Hispanics and young people are abandoning the democrat party in droves.
That’s information you’re not going to hear from the legacy MSM who are struggling for relevancy in today’s age of the internet and alternative news sources and podcasts. Podcasting alone is supplanting many of the idiot box’s legacy MSM talking heads shows. Podcasting, alternative media and streaming services are also why the legacy broadcast industry (MSM) and cable companies are struggling to survive.
The Dems can be stupid, but in this case I don’t think they are. I’d be very surprised if Biden ever again gets within throwing distance of another run for President. I suspect the Dems will keep him in right field, batting ninth, creating the apparency that he’s still a viable player. But for all intents and purposes, he’s been benched.
The dems are lost and desperate and will try anything. Given their falling popularity, they’re willing to bring back Joe Biden and put his out there on the campaign trail. It won’t do much of anything for them (it’ll do more harm than good) but the dems are perpetually stuck on stupid so their answer is to tact further to the left.
Putting Joe Biden in again is about the same as a plumber trying to fix a stopped toilet
by stuffing in used diapers and tampons then flushing while stomping them down.
Just sit down and take your medication Joe. Can’t you even do that without screwing up?