“Who the F___ is Allah”

In August 2024, a number of Englishmen, including a tree surgeon and a 61-year-old worker, were sent to prison for shouting, “Who the f___ is Allah” after a Muslim terrorist stabbed 3 little English girls to death. One of the suspects protested that he had really been innocently chanting, “Who the f___ is Allen”, but it did him no good.

Allen sounds a bit much like Allah. And while one can mock Christianity, Judaism and every other known religion on the face of the planet, blaspheming Allah in the UK leads to nearly the same outcome as it does in the Pakistani homeland of its new migrants.

Judge Jeremy Richardson insisted that a young man chanting, “who the f___ is Allah” was guilty of “vile racist abuse.” Judge Vanessa Baraitser, who had previously protected Julian Assange, denounced another protester’s “who the f___ is Allah” chant, falsely claiming that it was “racist” and “profoundly offensive” to mock the Muslim deity and he needed to be harshly punished to “deter people from taking part in similar behaviour.”

Several months after Englishmen were being arrested for chanting, “who the f___ is Allah”, London’s Metropolitan Police however declined to take action against a Muslim Imam who had responded to the Oct 7 attacks with a rant, urging, “Oh Allah, curse the Jews and the children of Israel. Oh Allah, curse the infidels and the polytheists. Oh Allah, break their words, shake their feet, disperse and tear apart their unity and ruin their houses and destroy their homes.”

The Metropolitan Police agreed to take another look at the rant and now once again decided that the “threshold was not met.” Whatever that threshold may be, it treats “who the f___ is Allah” as a vicious hate crime, but “curse the Jews” as a message of love.

Other Muslim Imams, like Abu Ibrahim Hussnayn in Birmingham, who reacted to Oct 7, by preaching, “the Prophets of Allah told us that the tree and the stones – the stone will speak and say: ‘Oh Muslim, look behind me, there is a Jew Come and kill him’ were not even investigated. In the UK, praising Allah’s genocide isn’t hateful. Only mocking him is.

A pro-terrorist ‘convoy for Palestine’ whose members had chanted “f___ their mothers, rape their daughters” while traveling through a Jewish neighborhood previously had charges dropped.

If only they had chanted something genuinely offensive like “who the f___ is Allah.”

Around the same time that British authorities had once again decided that the Jews, unlike Allah, were fair game, the Essex Police launched a hate crimes investigation into Allison Pearson, a Telegraph journalist, for tweeting about police officers posing with the flag of Pakistan’s Tehreek-e-Insaf Islamic Jihadist political party, “look at this lot smiling with the Jew haters.”

Describing a party whose leader hailed Osama bin Laden as a “martyr”, and whose members praise Hitler and the Holocaust, and vow that “they will not accept the filthy feet of Jews in Jerusalem”, as “Jew-haters” is “inciting racial hatred”.

Praising Osama, Hitler and cursing the Jews isn’t hate speech (if you worship Allah), but condemning it and standing up to it is the worst hate crime since Mohammed cartoons.

The most dangerous speech in the UK isn’t hate speech, it’s citing Islamic violence, blaspheming against Islam, and noticing that the authorities are collaborating with Islam.

That’s why the “who the f___ is Allah” crackdown was met with ruthless political state tactics and a virtual declaration of martial law even as terrorist mobs regularly marched through the streets chanting their support for Hamas, Hezbollah and other Jihadists.

It’s why in the wake of a Muslim terrorist murdering 3 little girls, anyone even mentioning that he was Muslim could expect a visit from the authorities to be charged with the grave crime of “posting inaccurate information” as the authorities lied he was Christian.

The issue isn’t ‘racism’ or ‘hate’ so much as it is Islamic terror and theocracy.

That’s also why when a man burned a Koran outside the Turkish embassy in London, he was charged with “intent to cause against the religious institution of Islam” and held in prison, while the Muslim man who stabbed him was arrested and then freed on bail.

Chanting “who the f___ is Allah” or burning a Koran is a serious crime in the UK. Supporting Islamic terrorists or stabbing a man who burned a Koran in broad daylight isn’t. This is theocracy the way it’s implemented in Muslim countries around the world.

And at least when it comes to free speech, the UK has become another Muslim country.

From the militant atheism of an older generation, its relentless mockery of its past beliefs and the conviction that all of life amounted to nothing more than a series of random accidents to be spewed everywhere from Oxford to the BBC, the British Empire has taken a strange new god and the police are its new inquisition.

The hard work of imposing full blasphemy laws may still be a decade away and for now at least, the police aren’t knocking down the doors of bookshops selling copies of Salman Rushdie’s Satanic Verses, but what begins with locking up people for chanting, “Who the f___ is Allah” will inevitably end with a ban on Mohammed cartoons.

The aim of Islamophobia was to normalize theocracy and all that comes with it. Including the religious obligation of Jihad, a ban on blasphemy and the inferior status of infidels. The first two have informally been implemented even if they have not yet been written into the legal codes of the United Kingdom. But given time, that too will come.

Polls show that a majority of young Muslim men in the UK want Islamic law. And they are getting it. The answer to, “who the f___ is Allah” is that he’s the new god of Britain.