Hillary Clinton Can Go Straight to Hell

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When you sit down to write a column and the first word you write nearly breaks the “F” key, then you have to continually erase it, well, it’s a way to tell you’re in a mood. And nothing deserves a “mood” like dealing with the worst creatures on the planet since life crawled out of the primordial ooze: Democrats.

How depraved must a group of people be to have Hillary Clinton step forward as the person to speak out on this so-called “Signal scandal”? That’s like hiring OJ Simpson to be the spokesmodel for your battered women’s shelter or Bill Clinton to be your marriage counselor. Hell, considering it’s Hillary, it’s like having Jeffrey Epstein run your daycare center.

That last one doesn’t really hold up since they left Epstein to do pretty much whatever he wanted while he was alive, with them likely in on most, if not all, of it.

While “Big Balls” fights as part of DOGE to save taxpayers billions of dollars from waste, fraud, and abuse, Hillary showed her big balls (is it any wonder Bill isn’t interested?) by writing an op-ed in the New York Times about how disgusted she was that Trump Cabinet officials would have a discussion over an encrypted app.

Of all the people on the left, no one else was available. No one? They had to go with the lady who set up a private, unsecured server to hand every bit of electronic communications she engaged in as Secretary of State – including A LOT of classified material – and hid it all from the government until an outside group discovered it? No one else could have a staffer type up the DNC talking points and pretend to be upset; it had to be Hillary.

Webster Hubbell’s baby momma (Google it) wrote, “It’s not the hypocrisy that bothers me; it’s the stupidity. We’re all shocked — shocked! — that President Trump and his team don’t actually care about protecting classified information or federal record retention laws. But we knew that already.”

That she would use the word “hypocrisy” in the first sentence is proof that the real “Big Balls” is going to have to surrender the nickname, and Hillary has to man-spread when she sits.

Hillary LITERALLY only communicated on a server no one was told about or allowed to see, kept in her house and was wiped clean in an irreversible way so it could never, ever be determined if it had been hacked or not. You don’t pressure wash the inside of your windowless panel van with bleach unless you’re desperately trying to avoid anyone obtaining any evidence of something horrible that happened inside it. You don’t wipe a server for the same reason when simply unplugging it would prevent anyone from accessing the data while preserving it all to comply with the Presidential Records Act.

It wasn’t just the server hypocrisy; it was the policy hypocrisy as well. Big Balls wrote, “In a dangerous and complex world, it’s not enough to be strong. You must also be smart. As secretary of state during the Obama administration, I argued for smart power, integrating the hard power of our military with the soft power of our diplomacy, development assistance, economic might, and cultural influence. None of those tools can do the job alone. Together, they make America a superpower. The Trump approach is dumb power.”

Just as a reminder, the Reverend Doctor Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton Jr. III (why not, considering all the titles leftists have given her) is the person most responsible for the failed state of Libya. Muammar Gaddafi posed no threat to the United States and had given up his weapons of mass destruction voluntarily to the Bush administration. But the Obama regime couldn’t speak out against Iran, with whom they were desperate to make a nuclear deal, but couldn’t sit silent either. So they went after Libya, bombing it and helping radicals depose Gaddafi.

“We came, we saw, he died,” Hillary famously said. And it’s true. But what came next was a failed state where terrorists rule, and open-air slave markets flourish. Democrats always leave that part out of their parade program – that they are responsible for the return of slavery to parts of Africa.

The last thing the world needs is any input from Big Balls Clinton or any of her defenders. A lot has been made about the murder of a family, including seven children, in Afghanistan as a “response” to their failures to protect our troops at Abbey Gate, the negligence that led to 13 American deaths. Still, failure wasn’t new to Democrats in 2021. They have a long, storied history of failure, of getting Americans and other people killed (foreign and domestic – remember Laken Riley et. al.) and pretending it didn’t happen. Never let them forget.

Hillary and all of her ilk can go straight to hell.